I should probably also mention an amazing thing that happened over Christmas ... I got engaged, but that's not the amazing thing, the amazing thing how a new pair of glasses and haircut has transformed my fiancee into Mel Perkins (the gay one from Mel & Sue).

I also recorded 2 pages of notes during the build up to the engagement of things people did or said to (unbeknown to them) put spanners in the works of my plans. Good idea for a book. You have funny wedding stories so why not engagement ones? So if you have any, get in touch because I think we could be onto something.